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Yutziputz

Two Jewish words, "yutzi" (stupid) and "putz" (idiot), combined into one word to underscore extreme dumbness.

He jumped off the garage roof holding lit fireworks while drunk? What a yutziputz!

by Skarr Phase August 18, 2017


twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023