56k

The broadband of 90s.

Curious kid: How did you connect to the Internet in 90s?

Geek: Through a 56k modem - the broadband of 90s.

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math

Something that can everyone wants to be made easier, but nobody wants to.

I'm fucking tired of math... Fuck this nonsensical cryptic hieroglyph bullshit. If only somebody made it all easier, that person would deserve to go to heaven right now.

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iPhone

A small device owned by most people that is somehow magically very addictive. Research has shown that the device becomes more addictive the more apps you have downloaded on your iPhone.

Have you seen her texting and checking her apps all the time? She is such an iPhone addict

venmo

A social media version of PayPal that broadcasts your private payments to the entire world.

Guy #1: Dude, wanna buy some drugs? You can give me papers or Venmo me.
Guy #2: Sure, I would Venmo you, but I don't want everyone else to see.
Guy #1: Then give me papers, please.

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binary options

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.

I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!

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teamviewer

A program which you install on your and your moms' computer so that you don't have to get up out of your seat every time she whines about having a problem with her computer.

Are you annoyed to stand up and walk up to your parents' computer every time she whines about it? Get TeamViewer, this program allows to solve her computer problems - and that's without having to get off your lazy ass every time.

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fortnite

Proof that video games cause violence.

Dude, that kid has killed another one coz he was frustrated by everyone killing him on Fortnite.