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Chicken bake

Used to describe those who are unable to quickly make a decision when faced with many options, such as with a lunch menu. Wavering and vascillating, "chicken bakes" often hold tightly to one menu item for the rest of their lives, valuing the security of knowing what they are getting. With a history marked with regrets over past dining decisions, a "chicken bake" craves the security of a risk-free mealtime.

"What would you like, sir?"
"Chicken bake."

by Skattabrak October 3, 2007

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