Bomberman

The act of laying a fart on both sides of a person, rendering them immobile and doomed. Can be used as noun or verb. This derives from the action in the video game Bomberman, of laying a bomb on one side of your opponent, running to the other side and laying another one, trapping them between.

#1: Oh dude, I just Bomberman'd Nancy.

#2: Bro, you better not try to pull a Bomberman on me again.

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Skazu

To fart, burp, sneeze, cough, laugh, hiccup, piss and shart at the same time. The arms, when executed properly, will flap uncontrollably, and one is normally flung about 5 meters backward by the act. Scientists believe that if done hard enough, a skazu will cause the implosion of the universe.

Derivation: Imitative

#1: Dude! I just Skazu'd all over the office!

#2: I live every day in fear of the day that Chuck Norris Skazu's.

#3: Everything was going fine on our date last night... up until the point I Skazu'd on Nancy's chest!

#4: Robert: Hey John, how's it going? I really liked tha-tha-th-thaaaSKAZUUUU!!!!!

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Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

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