Dobra

Dobra Vodka happens to probably be the cheapest vodka out on the market. Costing $10 for 1.75 liters this shit will fuck you up. When compared to other vodka, it happens to taste the same considering vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol in the first place, or burnt sweaty asshole. What's so unique about Dobra is that it comes in a huge ass plastic bottle which is great for peeing in it if you have nowhere to piss.

"Dude, what just happened? I woke up outside with the taste of vomit in my mouth with pine needles and sticks on me!" -Seth

"That's because you drank one liter of Dobra in an hour, pissed on yourself, vomitted on me, and karate chopped a fishtank." -Tyler

"Holy shit, I guess I got kinda outta control." -Seth

"Yeah, you throwing up on me would just KINDA be outta control dipshit." -Tyler

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shaft city

A place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. A place where people who get "the shaft" dwell ALL the time. Although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if Tyler and I have to deal with all the bullshit that comes at us.

Seth - "Man my week sucked bro."

Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."

Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"

Tyler - "What bro?"

Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."

Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."

Seth - "Probably so...damns.

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