Forrest

An extremely fat, lazy butt pirate who can't get it up and plays Wii all day. He can't, nor will he ever,gey any, not even a fat chick!

Fat chick: Why can't you satisfy me? Forrest :I'd rather go play my Wii, i'm not attracted to women, and i'm impotent

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rusty cockpit

a womans vagina that is filled with scabbs and crusty blood

forrests mom has a rusty cockpit

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