chemist

An often eccentric scientist who, for a reasonable price, will do good for the world. They are often found working late nights titrating random acids or working on a cure for cancer.

Antonyms. chemical engineer

Stupid person: chemistry sucks.
Chemist: but without it you would not have any synthetic fibers, plastics, or durable metals.
Stupid person: oic... I am stupid.

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analytical chemistry

1.) n. The bastard child of statistics and general chemistry
2.) v. It is used to express poor performance in the afforementioned subject.

1.) I am sick of standard deviations and errors, I hate analytical chemistry.

2.) Person 1: How was the exam last night.
Person 2: It was Analytical Chemistry.
Person 1: Ouch... sorry to hear that.

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Bar

A section of music who's length is determined by the time signature.

Contrary to popular belief, rap isn't the only type of music out there. All types of music have bars.

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