Oscar

Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.

Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*

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Newton sex

When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away

Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.

day 7

After 7 days of participating in the ancient ritual no nut november, you start to hallucinate. This is the stage where the boys drop out and the gods continue

Boy 1: I don't know of I can make it past day 7
Boy 2: WWEEEAAAKKKK