Wank the Budgie

Any off-brand item particularly of Chinese origin.

Man, check out those headphones.. wow! What are they, Bose? Sony? Nah man, they're Wank the Budgie.

Fizz Friday

The day of the week that people tend to drink sparkling wine, prosecco, or champagne (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).

Ooh, today's Fizz Friday. Must stop by the shop and pick up some Prosecco

Mojito Monday

The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).

You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!