Percussionist

A band kid, usually either really hot or really weird. Or both. (Stay away from those ones)

PERSON I: Ooh, look! That individual of indeterminate gender is really hot!

PERSON II: This is true. Though while I am forced to agree as this individual is, in fact, very hot, I must add that it has come to my attention recently that this percussionist is also considered to be of the weird nature.

PERSON I: Yes, you are quite correct. How unfortunate that we must now ovoid this weird, hot percussionist.

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Band Camp

Typically a two-week period of the most excruciatingly painful, god-awful exercises known to man. Usually held in the summer at the peak of the hottest weather of the year, mostly held outside, little food or sleep or water involved, many tears are shed, several participants pass out, several are hit with equipment, induces PTSD in all involved, and is usually for high-school marching band students. And I'll be damned if I hear any sort of disrespect toward any marching band kid for complaining about being in pain ever again.

Seriously, it's awful.

Still fun tho.

BAND KID I: Hey! You ready for band camp?

BAND KID II: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAHGHGHAGAGGHHGGGHAHGGAGFGFGFAGFGFAAFGAFFGFFGAGFFAGF

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Band Kid

Someone who is often sleep-deprived from hours of practice, but one of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Even if they might not act like it sometimes. Probably loves memes and finds a way to make a joke out of everything.

PERSON I: Whoa, look! It's a band kid! I bet that person's a total nerd.

PERSON II: Hey, that's mean! But, well.... yeah, you're right.

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