gomping

Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.

James was gomping to work again.

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Grullet

Quite simply, a 'greasy mullet'. This is the state hair gets in when you don't wash it for a couple of days, stand in smoky pubs, eat a few too many kebabs and finally dip your head in a last nights chip fat. A Gomper will often be found with hair such as this.

Once again, after a few nights worth of burning the candle at both ends, James's hair resembled a grullet.

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Gomper

See Gomping

Your Gran is a right old Gomper

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