samantha

Samantha… where do I start? The most beautiful, kind, outgoing and just sexy girl in the whole world. Although she may be rude at times, she will never EVER kill you. I say that cause I know my stuff broski. Samantha is always there for you no matter what! She may lag at times, but she’s 100% there broski.

Daniel: Woahhhh, who’s that?
David: Yo, that’s Samantha!

Daniel: Mmmm, she so sexy ima make her mine.

(three days later)
Daniel: Hey samantha!

Samantha: Woah how do you know my name??
Daniel: I seen you around… so, you down to be mine?

Samantha: Omg yes, you’re so sexy kiss me!

Samantha

Samantha is a beautiful green eyed girl. She will always make sure you’re living life to the fullest. Samantha will never EVER disappoint you. Every time you look at her green eyes, you remember how lucky you are to have her. Once you have Samantha, there’s never going to be a girl that will make you feel that same way she does.

D: Woah is that… Samantha?
L: Yeah man! What? You like her?
D: YEAH! I want her to be mine!

(three days later)
D: Hey… You’re samantha right?
S: Yeah……….
D: Wanna be mine?

S: Totally!

(I knew she’d say yes!)