Hothouse Hopping

Going to the greenhouse with your friends, buying a bunch of flowers, and then shitty bar hopping on the way home

“We had some killer hothouse hopping today!!”
“It’s a beautiful day to hothouse hop!”

Shitilation

When you almost die from shit inhalation in a porta-shitter on the side of a mountain because they don’t put a rubber mat down and you’re wearing ski boots and almost fall into the urinal...

We almost died from shitilation in Utah!!!!