Cheese horn

A pejorative term for a nerd or geek - a studiously intellectual person with social ineptitude and obsessive interests - who, instead of possessing the socially redeeming pop culture-based qualities which comprise "nerd culture" or "geek chic", is intrinsically uncool and unstylish, following in the traditional definition of "nerd".

In short, a cheese horn is an academic nerd in the archetypal 'Revenge of the Nerds' variety rather than a pop culture junkie. While a nerd/geek may be into 'Star Wars' or comic books, a cheese horn is more likely to be into chess or computer manuals. While a geek/nerd may like to play video games, a cheese horn is more likely to take apart a HAM radio. While a geek may wear a hip t-shirt of a movie, a cheese horn is more likely to wear a dress shirt with a pocket protector.

Eugene's a total cheese horn: he took his CPU as his date to the prom.

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Schnibble

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.

One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!

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Buzz Cola

The cola product from the 1984 film 'Surf II: The End of the Trilogy'.

An unhip and old-fashioned cola brand your dad drinks. Its reputation was not aided by the time that weirdo scientist Menlo Schwartzer replaced the ingredients with a chemical agent that turned its drinkers into motor oil-drinking zombie punks.

Buzz Cola? I wouldn't drink that crap if you paid me. A-bow-bow!

I don't care what these kids eat, as long as they wash it down with plenty of Buzz Cola, can you relate?

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