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buttslammin'

Term of enthusiastic approval, usually pertaining to something of relatively minor importance.

dude 1: Dude, they got cases of Papst for 8.99 over at Hagen!

dude 2: Buttslammin'!

by Skid Mark VZ May 17, 2007

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


prick factor

The motivating factor that drives men to do or not do something that they secretly abhor or dread. Failing to perform this duty will make you a prick, and the fallout will be worse than the actual sacrifice.

I was up against the prick factor, so I went ahead and took her to see "Sex and the City" even though it made me want to puke.

by Skid Mark VZ July 11, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


slip signer

A person court ordered to attend AA meetings who never speaks and stays only long enough to get their slip signed by the chair person.

"Hi, I'm Jim and I'm an alcoholic. I'd just like to listen today."

"Slip signer," the rest of the room thinks in unison.

by Skid Mark VZ December 9, 2008


elbows and assholes

The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons

Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.

by Skid Mark VZ September 6, 2007

15πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


cock extension

any firearm owned by a paranoid, limp-dick, gun infatuated NRA true believer

It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.

by Skid Mark VZ April 26, 2007

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Senator Blumkin

A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:

1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else

Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.

by Skid Mark VZ September 6, 2007

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


angry chimp

Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.

I hated that opening band so much that I actually pulled an angry chimp. It splattered on the bass player

by Skid Mark VZ February 22, 2008

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž