Carrot

An Oompa Loompa wanted to look cool for Willy Wonka so he dyed his hair green but decided OOH I WANNA BE VEGAN so he ate too many potatoes and became a carrot. The end

Oh, their goes Willy Wonkas carrot, eww he tastes too salty for my liking.

5👍 1👎

Thiccy Nicky

The biggest sorcerer of all time. She does magical spells like skidaddle skidoodle your 10 in dick is now a noodle.

Thiccy Nicky, can you help me with my dick transplant? She’s so badass

Thiqq

It’s thick but EXTRA. Too thick for this world even Big Chungus can’t compete with. Big Chungus can’t suck on thiqq unless it’s a thiqq 1000 ft dick

Wow your moms dick is so thiqq

7👍 2👎