Hot as snatch

A term to express excessive heat. The female equivalent to "Hot as balls".

Holy fucking shit is it hot as snatch out today.

Doo Doo Crayon

When you take a dump and it breaks off leaving a point on the remaining fecal matter so no matter how many times you wipe you still get a brown stripe on the paper.

I got the Doo Doo Crayon again no matter how many times I wipe I still get the skidmark.

Polar Gook

A derogatory term for a person of Inuit or Yupik descent.

God Damn Polar Gooks! I bet they don't have a word for yellow snow!