ppd

Post-Penile-Drip: When peeing at a urinal has finished, the man will then "tuck" himself back into his pants. When the first step away has commenced, an extra amount of pee will drip out. Hopefully this amount is not too much as to show through the man's pants causing much public embarassment. If he is lucky there will only be a temporary damp feeling. The only way to resolve the problem is to "shake" yourself dry or hope they have electric hand dryers.

Girl #1: Hey, you got spots on your pants...
Guy #1: Ahh dammit! I have PPD, I mean I splashed water at the sink...

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