Pale Hell

The boondocks, A rural area made up of poor white trash, where every other house is a meth-lab and the ones in between are meth dens. A place where at 3:00 in the morning you can look out your window (if they aren't boarded up) and see fiends hyped up on redneck heroin, running at top speed carrying VCR's and other electronics.

Dude: Don't play with me, fool, I'm straight out the 3rd ward. You need to take your cracker ass back to the burbs.

ME: Burbs? Better get it crystal clear, fruitloop. I hail from Pale Hell, where the only bodies they can find have antlers.

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