Whore in the hen house

1. To “sweep something under the rug”
2. Using a hen house to store your whore

My wife got suspicious of a girl so I suck that whore in the hen house

2👍 1👎

Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with

I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet

2👍 1001👎

Sleazy fun with cheesy buns

Putting a little more cheese on your burger than you should

Cheddar and jack make my burger sleazy fun with cheesy buns!

Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat

Hey fruit bat head!

Skinny Junior

1. Having such a high metabolism that you can’t gain weight to save your life
2. Being the son of a skinny senior

Skinny junior over there needs to put some meat on his bones