Pickled

When your dick is constantly soaked from the sacred juices of angel pussy that you have basically been graced by the fountain of youth.

"Chuck Norris is over 80 years old, how does he still look so young?" "It's simple, man. He's been Pickled from banging Christie Brinkley"

teeist

1. A self-proclaimed elitist in the golfing realm; someone who thinks they are the end-all be-all of golf and golf-related discussions.
2. Someone who pities the fool that doesn't enjoy golf.

Freddie's constant speeches about his golf skills make him sound like a teeist.

After Freddie shaved his head into a mohawk and started wearing that gold chain, he's been more of a teeist than ever.