douche canoe

A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.

Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.

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Hitlersaurus

A demanding, power-hungry person.

Ever since Ben got promoted at work he has been such a Hitlersaurus!

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douche crew

a gathering of 2 or more douchebags.

Look at all those popped collars! That's a complete douche crew.

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douche station

A place where a crowd of douches, or multiple douche crews, meet. This can include trendy clubs, large apartment pools, or sports bars.

Oh my God! This place has turned into a total douche station!