The shrapnel on your member when pulling out post-anal coitus
I was banging Sally in the ass last night and when I pulled out and there was a damn cocoa puff on my dick
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Living vicariously through someone else's sex life
John got laid last night and told his married friend who lives visexually through John's sex-life.
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When you have an immediate and pressing need to deficate
Rick must find a bathroom because he's gottadoo.