Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng

The sound of one hand clapping.

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng! Oswald had found true enlightenment at last.

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Iron Fist

Marvel Comics kung fu billionaire superhero who is made of omnipotence and win.

I'm rich and powerful and my fist lights up. I'm Iron Fist.

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Tits or it didn't happen

An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.

Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!

Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.

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Batmobile

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.

Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!

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Yatta

(Interjection) What that Japanese bloke in Heroes says all the time when he accomplishes something, which, to be honest, is not often. All right, so he's got these time-stopping powers and stuff, could he please now use them instead of appearing to be made of solid fail? Pretty grim how he buried that immortal bloke alive, by the way. Sorry about the spoiler if you hadn't seen that bit yet.

I finally managed to fit it in Sharon's arsehole! Yatta!

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boyfriend

A person who is not you.

I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend.

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Skla-TCHOOF

The sound that would probably result if the superhero Iron Fist split the earth in two by hitting it hard at the Equator.

Power Man: Danny, don' you make yo' fist be all glowin', boy. Danny, I knows you upset, but you want to be cool wit' all dat shit, like you gon' split da erf in two, you don' look out.
Iron Fist: (Skla-TCHOOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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