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Blowjob is from the Polish word RobiÄ loda
(Pronunciation: IPA:ËrÉbitÍ¡É ËlÉda) which literally translates to âmake an ice creamâ (cone). So, a Polish Blowjob is where a man has anal sex with a girl, pulls it out (the ice cream) of her ass, and finishes himself off in her mouth (the cone).
Tina: What's it called if you fuck me in the ass and then I finish you off with a blowjob?
George: A Polish Blowjob.
A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.
Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.
Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.
Valerie: What the hell does that mean?
Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.
A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
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A polish slumlord is a guy that performs analingus on a girl's booty just so she'll be horny enough to let him shove his dick in her ass.
Ron: How is Bob always getting ass from all the girls?
Howard: He's probably a Polish Slumlord. Chicks dig that shit, man.
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