Platonic eating out

The act of which you eat someone out even though you are best friends

Anna: omg max is so good at platonic eating out

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Amy loveit

She is a very civilised, kind person and definitely does not eat dog food

Me: amy loveit is v sound

Preacher

A not generally society accepted to make a job, these sort of people come to your door and try and piss you off into joining the lord, they are mainly called Emma and also they hide in the libraries looking for the holy relics

Knock at the door
Me: ffs it’s another preacher

Emma: are you interested in joining the lord
Me: piss off

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