Furry

Me and my gf.

Me: I’m a furry.
Everyone else who isn’t a furry: No, you’re a degenerate.
Me: ):

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happiness

It’s a fucking lie. No one is happy.

Friend 1: Hey bro, my happiness levels are out of this room.

Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.