Gregoria

Used by atheists to describe the place of origin of the Gregorian calendar, as they do not want to recognise anything good came out of a Pope.

The calendar of Gregoria is used in all countries today.

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plimp

v. To vandalise in a non-permanent way; opposite of pimp

"Someone graffitied with chalk on that building!"
"Yeah, it totally got plimped!"

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struck by your own shell

A phrase used to describe an action the backfired.

Etymology: Mario Kart games, firing a Koopa shell and having it hit your kart instead of an opposing racer.

"You just got struck by your own shell, Bob!"

Hip-Harper

One who listens to lyrics of Hip-Hop songs, recognizes the stupidity or illiteracy of them, and is compelled to tell as many others as possible about his/her discovery.

That Hip-Harper wouldn't shut up about how the lyrics of the song didn't make sense!

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stuponym

A word to be used only by humans in the lower echelons of intelligence

OMG is such a stuponym. It is okay to type, but not to say.

Academician

A scholar or professor at a large university, who claims to be of high intelligence.

Originated from a man involved in the TSU Money Scandal, claiming to be an "Academician".

"I am an academician at Harvard."

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