Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

Rubber Clause

1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.

Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause