pony corner

Being stuck next to someone who farts a lot and you have to stay next to them, hence being stuck in pony corner

I was operating equipment at a conference today and the sound engineer next to me kept farting, it was 2 hours till coffee break so I was stuck in pony corner suffering, it was rank.

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Gag job

An easy job where you don't have to do much work

I've got a right gag job tomorrow, will probability do 2 hours work within the 8 hours I'm there and not even have to concentrate much. My mate Sam is always on gag jobs.

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Scrattergy

The strategy a scratter will use to ask you for money

A scratter just actually asked me for 15p, why was that, then it hit me that it’s their own “scrattergy” Some will,simply ask for spare change, some will say “it’s towards a train fare or hostel for the night, others may say “ can you give me 20p towards a cup,of coffe?” Next time scratter asks you for money take note on how they approach you and their tag line….. that will be their SCATTERGY!