Wormdirt

Northern California name for smokeless tobacco/chew. Also applies to cut plug type tobacco and pouch type chew. Some people will open the can and pour Jack Daniel's into the the can and let the tobacco soak up the alcohol, providing an added punch.

George: Dude, stop at the Circle K.
Ram: Why, what's up?
George: I'm almost out of wormdirt.
Ram: Shit, ok.

Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

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