mutilitation

when you put something in to cook and it comes out looking all wrong, there is but no choice but to mutilate it.

"Steve was cooking a potato in the microwave and when it came out looking like a flower, he could only resort to mutilitation.

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perfectionistic

To have qualities that are on the verge of unreasonable and perfect in every way so that it almost annoys one to the very core of their being.

"Lara is very perfectionistic with her crayon, drawing on the back of that Steak n Shake paper place mat."

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