Brewski Broski

Your buddy who gets you beer. Usually one who buys for college kids just under the legal drinking age, though not exclusively.

Bill: "Hey man did you bring beer?"
Ted: "No need. I'll call Kevin; he's my Brewski Broski."

Momma Bear Ass

An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.

Bill: "Did you see that momma bear ass?"
Ted: "I'd like to warm THAT porridge!"

Mudbug

The Cajun equivalent to a goldigger. They frequently hang around the swamp in t shirts and hit on Crawdaddies.

Bill: "Talk to Cynthia lately?"

Ted: "That Mudbug? She's with some guy down in Lousiana now."

Crawdaddy

The Cajun equivalent to a sugar daddy.

Instead of say a Lamborghini, a Crawdaddy may have a fox body mustang in immaculate condition. Instead of a yacht they may have a Pontoon boat with a very nice beer cooler.

Crawdaddies are commonly solicited by Mudbugs (the Cajun equivalent to a gold digger)

Bill: "Have you called Cynthia back lately?

Ted: "Nah. I heard she went down to the bayou and got herself a Crawdaddy"