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Anglo-Catholic

Anglo-Catholics are persons who think they are half anglican and half Catholic. No! You are fully Catholic when in Communion with Rome. Anglicans are schismatics like the SSPX/Sedevacantists.

Disgruntled Anglican: I'm anglo-catholic even though I was not baptised in the Church.

Me: no, you are a schismatic.

Anglo-Catholic? Gettin schizzy wit it

by Skyrim550 April 16, 2022

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Sedevacantist

A group of protestants who hate the Papacy and think that the Catholic Church no longer had a valid Pope since Pius XII since 1955. They call you Protestant for being in Communion with Rome but they are mimicking protestants who say you don't have to be in Communion with Rome.

A Sedevacantist came up to me and said I was a heretic for liking Benedict XVI.

by Skyrim550 December 17, 2021

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Joe Biden has dementia

That dumbass president (Joe Biden has dementia). He can't distinguish a tornado from a hurricane. He also can't tell which parent you lost (if you lost any). So it is Camel Toe Harris and Nasty Pelosi who is trying to destroy America.

Joe Biden has dementia

This is proof that Joe Biden has dementia, "So, you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store and a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman who runs the Ҁ¦ or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened?"

by Skyrim550 December 29, 2022

26πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Hate speech

The term liberals use against us but even though they are using hate speech.

Conservative wearing Maga hat

Not a soul

Not a single soul

No one on earth

Leftist: F*CK U WHITE SUPREMACIST I HOPE YOU DIE HISSSSSSSSS

Leftist also: Your using hate speech

by Skyrim550 April 20, 2022

52πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 10, 2022

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Master of Ceremonies (MC)

A Master of Ceremonies (MC) in the Catholic Church, is a server who is "in charge" of making sure everything during Mass is done correctly. He assists the Priest during High Mass and may also be present at other liturgical functions.

The Master of Ceremonies (MC) got mad that the Thurifer accidentally set the Sacristy on fire.

by Skyrim550 December 17, 2021

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Bidentator

There are dictators and there are Bidentators. A Bidentator is when your local government or president (in the future) mandates masks, vaccines, allowing drugs and abortions. There is no freedom under democrats.

Person 1: Did you hear? Goverment Peeping Tom Wolf and Mayor Slim Jim Kenny mandated masks again in Philadelphia!

Person 2: Yeah, their Bidentators.

by Skyrim550 April 12, 2022

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž