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Nasty Pelosi

A heretic who was excommunicated by Archbishop Cordelione for supporting murder of children (a.k.a abortion). Yet, her disgusting mouth still recieved Our Lord and Saviour.

Nasty Pelosi was nasty for recieving Our Lord, however, He can clean her out.

by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Robert Mallet

Robert Mallet is someone who is always on time with things and makes sure things get done. However, when it comes to school, he can get lazy. Robert loves fast food.

Edward Robert Mallet'ed Paul to cook his dinner RIGHT NOW

by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022


ClImAtE ChAnGe

Its gotten so hotter outdoors, don't you think? I think the Earth may be actually burning up. I'm convinced (hoping) that all of humanity dies next year because I'm a miserable leftist who hates life (especially children).

Hey dipshits, climate changes EVERY YEAR! Autumn, Winter, Spring and Summer are actual seasons. Oh, is this your first time learning about seasons, libtard? You deserve a cookie. Thanks for your effort, you get an 100% on your test!

Person 1: Its 100° out today.

Person 2: Climate change.

Person 1: Our climate changes every year.

by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Low Mass

The Sacrifice of the Mass without, chanting, music or incense. Limited ceremonies are used and there is usally only one server and a priest. These Masses are usally celebrated on weekdays.

Archbishop Bugnini got triggered about Low Mass because the congregation are not supposed to make responses.

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


My favorite big booty latina

Yo AOC its my favorite big booty latina! Look its my favorite big booty latina! Your a hot tamalae!

Mark Dice: Alex Stein recently trolled Alexdrrrrrrrria Ocasio Cortez in front of the capital and she claimed that he was "sexually harassing her".

Alex Stein: Yo AOC its my favorite big booty latina! Look its my favorite big booty latina! Your a hot tamalae!

AOC: Stop sexually harassing me.

by Skyrim550 August 18, 2022

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Priest (Celebrant)

The Priest (or celebrant) is the main minster of Mass. He is to act in "persona Christi" or "person of Christ". The Priest gives Communion to the people in good standing and without mortal sin. He too, must be out of mortal sin in order to say Mass. Any Priest could be celebrant at Mass (depending on the parish). Mostly a Pastor would act as celebrant every sunday. A Bishop could also act as celebrant during a Pontifical High Mass.

The Priest (Celebrant) intoned the Gloria.

by Skyrim550 December 17, 2021

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


+£×҂¬Ã·*=\%/@)$(!_#&:;-?'.",

At this point, you are not even bored. You are ultimately crazy. You are sitting in the most boring class in high school.

Lemme type +£×҂¬Ã·*=\%/@)$(!_#&:;-?'.",

by Skyrim550 November 24, 2021

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž