+£×€÷*=\%/@)$(!_#&:;-?'.",

At this point, you are not even bored. You are ultimately crazy. You are sitting in the most boring class in high school.

Lemme type +£×€÷*=\%/@)$(!_#&:;-?'.",

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It was a complete and utter nightmare

What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")

Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!

Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.

Jussie Smollet

A guy who gets a small weiner when he doesn't get his Subway sandwhich. Jussie Smollet was a convicted felon just like George Floyd was.

Jussie Smollet: Can I get mah Subway sandwitch judge?

Judge: Nope

Jussie Smollet: *Gets a small weiner*

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Instituted Acolyte

A minister who can act as Subdeacon without being properly ordained. This was combined with the minstry of Acolyte from Paul VI "minsteria quædam" and the Subdiocante role. These are mostly found in the Personal Ordinariate or some FSSP/ICKSP parishes.

Yesterday, I became an Instituted Acolyte

Altar boy: I want to be Instituted Acolyte

MC: Your too young kid. Maybe sometime in the future.

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Ulfric Trump

Ulfric Trump is a combination of Ulfric Stormcloak and Donald Trump. They both of the same agenda. Skyrim is a prediction of America. While General Tullius and the Thalmor (Joe Biden and China) seek to destroy and have power over a certain land, Ulfric Stormcloak (and Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis) seek to put an end to this liberal madness.

Trump: Make America great again!
Ulfric: For Skyrim!

Me: Wow, Ulfric is an Ulfric Trump!

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Biden sniffer

A person who takes very long exeggerated Biden sniffs on very young girls. Gay men also do this to very young men.

Gay man: sniiffffffffffffffffffffffff

Young boy: Dad help!

Dad: GET TF OFF MY SON YOU BIDEN SNIFFER

Punches gay man

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I can't breath

"I can't breath" is what Biden will try to say when Kamala Harris sits on his face and eventually makes him pass out with her farts.

(Sleepy) Joe Biden: *Snoring*

Kamala Harris: *Comes in bedroom and sits in his face*

Joe Biden: I can't breath!

Kamala Harris: *fart*

Joe Biden: *gets a boner before he passes out*

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