asmattr

The guy who makes "you are a computer" and "you are the imposter" asmattr videos.

NEXT VIDEO FROM ASMATTR: YOUR A PENIS

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake Conservative)

Don't let Ben Shrimpo fool ya. He's fake. He literally got caught on a mic saying "cut out the part where I said 'pansexual'". Don't believe me? There's more! Remember how he claimed that Trump would supposedly destroy conseratives? Stay away from him🍤

Ben Shapiro (A.K.A the fake conservative): Can you cut out the part where I said "pansexual"? Yeah that sounds kinda weird.

Me: Oh look who it is.

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Bidentler

Biden is now Adolf Hitler, ever since his speech in Philadelphia.

Bidentler: We have to fight for uh......democracy! We have to fight against the democracy ....against I mean Ultra-Maga Republicans are under threat.

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Black dictionary

How black people (white trash as well) incorrectly pronounce words or phrases:

Water = Wuddah
Street = Screet
Going to = Gonna/finna
Money = Muney
Neighborhood = Hood
Dog = Dawg
Whats up = Wassup
Get me = Gits me
Some = Sum
Am not = Ain't
What are you = Whatchu
Drugs = Drogs
Fool = Foo
School = Schoo

Name me one word in the Black Dictionary: Wuddah

Use it a sentence:

Yo bruh git me some wuddah dawg

I'm not a psychopath

"I'm not psychopath" is what someone says after they just get done murdering someone after they've been accused.

Biden supporter kills Catholic: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

Woman has an abortion: "I'M NOT A PSYCHOPATH!"

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Sung Mass

There are two types of sung Mass. Two servers can assist the Priest (as at Low Mass) without incense, but this time with music and chanting. The second version, is with the Priest assisted by a MC (Master of Ceremonies), a Thurifer and two Acolytes. The Priest chants the Asperges, Epistle, Gospel etc.

There was no Deacon to assist the Priest, so they had to have a sung Mass with Incense

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TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK

Little Timothy isn't going to become little Tina. If you are born as a male (penis and balls) you are a man. If you are born as a female (vagina), you are a woman.

Some Karen: I'm going to take my son to become a woman.

Me: TRANSGENDERISM DOESN'T WORK KAREN

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