Hat Trick

When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating

On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!

soccer cousins

Two females or males whom have had relations with the same male, I.e. they have played with the same set of balls, making them "related"

Brad: "I totally made Jill and Christie soccer cousins last night, deez nuts have been real popular lately!"

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