Claire

Any mid-20s hook nosed blonde girl that does not understand how to interact with males IRL, so she resorts to childish behavior to gain attention.

Darrell: I was just at Pin’s and the Claire in the next lane threw her drink on me!
Don: That girl just marked you with alcohol, she must like you.

Darrell: YES! She will not be the only one all wet tonight.

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

retrokidding

The act of trying to retract a statement (usually on social media) that makes the author look like a jerk by pretending the statement was a joke the entire time.

Calvin: You are posting your dinner plans in the wrong channel on Slack.
Seven: So "social plans" don't include dinner?
Calvin: Just kidding...

Seven: Everyone, Cal is RetroKidding again...

Whappies

Large breasts

The nice plastic surgeon is going to give Michelle some new whappies.

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