rapecation

(1) A temporary period during which a serial rapist makes actively persists from committing rape. A crude amalgamation of rape and vacation.

(2) Time taken away from work for the specific purpose of committing rape(s).

(3) Any vacation during which a person on such vacation rapes someone or is raped. Usually used retrospectively.

(1) Man, I'm all over the news; probably a good time to take a rapecation.

(2) I got all of next week off, I'm going on a rapecation.

(3) Remember Spring Break 2002? What a rapecation that turned out to be.

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crow's milk

An opaque, sweet, white fluid rich in fat and protein, secreted by both sexes of birds of the Corvidae family, primarily for the nourishment of their young, and harvested as a delicacy across many cultures due to it's intoxicating effects.

I haven’t had crow's milk in 2 weeks and have never felt better.

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corvidlactotarian

(noun) A corvidlactotarian is a person whose diet consists solely of crow's milk.

Duncan doesn't drink water, only crow's milk; he's a corvidlactotarian.