dick climber

Noun: A woman who uses her gender to move up in a male dominated corporate structure. Usually lacking in every way (including physical assets and dignity), but very good at fellatio.

The easiest way for an aspiring young lady to hit the glass ceiling is to be a dick climber. That is, start with the mail-boy, then work your way up through management to the CEO's office by using dicks like rungs on a ladder.

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