Bruce Lee

He Is Martial Arts Personified-----Period. A Word Of Advice --Don't Offend Him - His Family - Or The Shaolin Temple---- Ever.

He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.

I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.

A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.

Bruce Lee Is A True Hero, Master, Philosopher and Most Of All Martial Artist------Period.

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ECW

The utlimate wrestling show. Specializes in broke necks, bob wires, tables lit on fire and chants of "Holy Shit" and "You Fucked Up". Technically should have won the T.V war against WCW and WWE but because of lack of funding and not fans or roster talent faded gracefully from the airwaves to then rise like a pheonix on the Sci-Fi channel; fitting because some the matches these dudes have had are not of this world.

Joey Styles: Holy shit Bam Bam Bigelow just been Full Nelson suplexed through a table by Taz the Suplex Machine.

Fans Chanting: ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW

97👍 42👎

Man Food

The stuff that dudes eat when their girlfriend pisses them off by taking them to a chick food restaurant via the start of the Burger King Texas Double Whopper commercial.

The Stuff that John Cena claims eat in The Subway commercials---pure cold cut meat LOL.

The Stuff The That Burger King has readily Available 24/7

Harold : Dude My Food Box Is Empty Lets Get Some Grub.

Kumaar: Cool,Instead of going to White Castle lets hit Burger King And Get Some Man Food.

Harold: Two Texas Double Whoppers sounds great I'll get the car.

5👍 5👎

No Talents

All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Lindsay Lohan
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff

The 8 Faces Of No Talents Never Should Have Been.

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No Talents

All which Include :
Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Ashley Simpson
Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Avril Levine
And Last But Not Least Hillary Duff

The 7 Faces Of No Talents Never Should Have Been.

14👍 8👎

Illuminati

The rulers of this realm and many others like it. They are completely unseen, highly influential and possibly dangerous. Their ultimate prime directive: To reduce the surface population as much as possible so that control of the entire world can be easily administered and consolidated into one government. All this will be done through fear, over consumption, death from unnatural causes, man made (Hurricane Katrina) natural disasters, famine, Economic Disorder,Civil and Domestic Disorder, International Disorder,and ceaseless war.

High Gas Prices - $4.65

War On Terrorism- 6,000,000,000.00

Hurricane Katrina- 100,000,000,000.00

Milk- $5.65

Getting Drafted For World War 3 because of Illuminati Prime Directive- Priceless

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Jack Bauer

The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.

No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.

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