Jack Bauer

1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.

News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.

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Jock

A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.

An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.

Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.

Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.

Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.

Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.

Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.

Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock

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Bush Administration

1. World largest terrorist funded organization in the world. All members are lapdog puppets hand picked specifically by the Illuminati to carry out the ultimate plan and diversion. Which is to rob the the middle class and poor of rights, liberties and overall freedom and take over the entire world through fear and strong arm tactical invasions of weaker nations in order to gain the ultimate pursuit Capital Imperialism.

2. Criminals Against Humanity, Period.

Think Of A-team:

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to hell by a military court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security hell hole via funding and support by the powers that be to the Washington D.C Underground. Today, still wanted by bounty hunters, Defenders of the Constitution and the oppressed, they survive as terrorists of fortune. If you have a problem - that no one else can help - and if you can't find them - maybe its a by product of: The Bush Administration.

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