Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

Texas Piñata

An all time favorite sex finisher among southern plantation owners. The Texas Piñata is often done when, upon climax, you quickly pull out and shove your meat in your partner's mouth. After you've shot your load into her you pull out again and slap her mouth so hard with your thick meat hog that she spits all of your splooge out.

"Hey Bosiefus, what's that damn move ya'll does with ol One Ton Tana again?"
"Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"