black ghost

A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe black people or niggas. A literal translation of the Cantonese term "huck guei".

Look at the black ghost trying to steal a car over there.

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douche dining

Dining where the word "value" cannot be used in any meaningful way.

Often done by yuppies who think throwing money away on bite-sized entrees is the definition of class, or those who think that being seen in such establishments will get them the woman/man of their dreams, or a large promotion at work.

Douche dining may be done by the truly wealthy aka 1%, but unfortunately the majority are those who also wear fake LV purses (or simply Coach).

Douche dining checklist:
1) The name of the restaurant contains the name of some celebrity chef.
2) The place has some kind of dress code. No jeans and runners here.
3) The waitresses and half the female customers wobble when walking in their high-heels.
4) The inside of the establishment is painted black, and/and the lighting is so dim you can barely read the menu.
5) Each dish is smaller than a softball, and contains some ingredients you've never heard of, from some part of the world you've also never heard of. Extra points if the ingredient comes from an endangered animal or plant.
6) Each dish is completely covered with the chef's fingerprints.
7) The final bill is over $40 after drinks, taxes, and tips. Bonus points if you break $80 a head.
8) You leave hungry, and seriously consider picking up a Big Mac or Whopper on the way home.

If all conditions were met, you have just officially douche dined. Congratulations, you are officially a douche. Frame that receipt. We have a winner!

The receptionist seems to be doing a lot of douche dining recently. Guess the boss really likes her performance in bed.

Diana was all about the douche dining, even though she had never cracked $12 an hour in her life. Now if only she could find a rich husband..

For some, the desire to douche dine for 10 years outweighs the ability to purchase a future dwelling in the next 20 years.

See that girl over there? She doesn't even know which fork to use first. I hope her date at least gets some poon out of the deal.

Irene celebrated her pay day with a weekend of douche dining, followed by 2 weeks of living on food stamps.

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8th grandma

A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe a bitch (girl or woman). A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak poh".

My poetry teacher is such an 8th grandma.

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somaekcol

A portmanteau of the words Soju, Maekju, Cola. You will need 2 shot glasses, a regular beer glass, and the ingredients below.

Soju - Korea's famous liquor
Maekju - beer (a glass of it, any brand will do)
Cola - Coca Cola

Pour the Coke into half a shot glass. Stack the 2nd shot glass on top, and fill this one to the brim with soju. Now fill the glass about 3/4 full of beer. Pick up the glass with your dominant hand, and the stack of shot glasses (still stacked) with your other hand. In one swift motion, drop the shots into the glass of beer (hopefully they stay stacked and upright), and immediate start chugging. If you do it right, the 2 shot glasses will separate past a certain tilt angle, releasing the Coke. You'll basically consume a pile of spiked beer, with a sweet cola finish at the very end.

This has got to be the most awesome Korean invention EVER.

Somaekcol is the #1 reason why the North ain't got nothing on the South.

If you're ever at a party and some girls are lame and won't drink straight beer, a somaekcol will sweeten the deal (no pun intended) quite nicely for them.

gingong

The sound of a train. And by train I'm not talking about the kind that runs on steel rails.

Heather: I'm dating 4 black guys at the same time.
Ed: Gingong gingong..

Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..

Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..

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SQDI

Acronym for "Same Question Different Interview". Pronounced "squiddy".

Represents the same (sometimes retarded) questions that some job applicants repeatedly encounter, by hiring managers who think they're being original.

Frequently encountered by anyone who either has a gap in their resume, or is trying to switch career fields or roles. Also encountered more during a recession.

Manager: So.. what did you do last year? *points to gap in resume*
Ted: My industry was laying people off and nobody could get a job.
Manager: Oh I see.. so, why are you applying for this position? It's different from your last job and you don't have the right experience..
Ted: *facepalm* (SQDI again!? Are you kidding me!? 5th time this month..)

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GSE

Gayest Shit Ever

Something that is either extremely retarded, or extremely homosexual in the literal sense.

Olympics announcer: That Olympic figure skater is putting on a hat of.. roses!?
Sam: OMG, wtf, GSE.. *facepalm*

Pedro: Are you Japanese? I like Japanese boy..
Vince: No, I'm not. I'm Chinese. *slowly backs away*
Pedro: Really?? I like Asian Boy.. *advances towards Vince* I have lots of money, my parents will be out for 2 weeks..
Ada: *laughs* GSE!

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