Mancake

A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.

"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"

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Stealth Job

The act of pleasuring another person in public by either using the hand or mouth. This would likely occur in the back corner of a classroom, or the very backseat of a public bus.

"Man.. I heard Tina gave you a stealth job in math class the other day?!"

"Yeah, Mrs. Dunford never saw a thing."

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