The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

March 1

The day before March 2.
May come after either February 28 or February 29.

Guy 1: Mah’ birthdayz on March 1
Guy 2: That's random.

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