Sugar

What your mum says instead of saying sh!t

“I think I lost my phone, mum”
“Sugar!”

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Lips

To kiss or make out with someone.

Adam: Jay, you alright, you know.
Bailey: You two should just fucking lips by now.
Jay: Nah shut up man, he didn’t mean it that way, you dickhead.

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Lips

To kiss/ make out with someone.

A: Nah allow it fam, if she wanna wear that then let her.
B: If you sticking your for her that much, you might as well lips her.

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Unexpected Cream Sniff

The act of a man jerking off into his girlfriends sock, taking it over to her and putting it on her foot and then taking it off and licking it.

“I unexpected cream sniffed Jennifer yesterday. Her parents kicked me out”
“My man”

Frondled

The act of having sex with a man, then having an argument straight afterwards and then having sex again

“Me and Veronica frondled last night.”

Kippy

A 34 year old male virgin who makes his own virgin merch and sells it to women. He also begs for a kiss on the first date.

“Did you actually beg for a kiss?”
“Yeah”
“You fucking Kippy”

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Yoof

Throwing something at high speed but it doesn’t make it and/ or breaks or dies

“I’m gonna throw this carrot into Michael’s lunchbox and see if he notices”
“Okay go!”
*throws it but it goes on the ground instead*
“Yoof!”
“Shut up John.”

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