British slang,
A Goonoid is to be extremely thick or stupid.
To consistently make mistakes, and repeat the mistake.
Goonoid can be used as another word for a Bellend, but means more of a Complete Bellend or a Total Bellend.
Them: "Oh no I've forgot to feed the Dog again"
Me: "Oh my God you're such a Goonoid"
An educated, simple Girl that smells like Gorgonzola Cheese
"Wow, she is such a Borgonzola"
"Cor, that is definitely a Borgonzola"
A PC Pinkerton is a term used for a dogs unsheathed penis.
Commonly known as a lipstick ð, PC Pinkerton can be used as a child friendly word whilst describing a dogs pink penis.
"Oh Jesus, Jim has got his PC Pinkerton right out"
"The Dog has got his PC Pinkerton clean out again"