Finas

The sexiest black man to set foot on this planet. His dick is usually so big that he has to tuck it into a crown royal bag at night and make a hole for it to poke out of so that if he gets a boner it won't be cramped.

Damn, I can't get over the fact that Finas is so damn sexy. I don't care if he is a guy, I wanna do HIM!

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

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Vaginal Cookie Grease

That green puff of air that comes out of a yeast infected cooter. It smells in what only can be described as rotting garbage and vomit.

I went down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I threw up in her junk becuase she had some Vaginal Cookie Grease

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Slap Jackin

Short for Slap Jack Nut Sack. He has his ups and downs in counter strike and it all depends on how much sex he is getting, and how good it is.

a)OMG I HAVE A SCORE OF 25 AND 1 AND I GOT LAID 5 MINUTES AGO!

b)OMG I HAVE A SCORE OF 1 AND 25 AND I GOT LAID 5 MINUTES AGO!

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Depressed

The feeling that can totally change your life. consumption of depression can lead to things that are irrational, but at the time seem wonderful to do such as..... suicide and drug consumption. Love or not being loved can be a big factor in being depressed because the one feeling that is stronger than depression leads to it faster than anything else

I am feeling so depressed right now because I feel that no one loves me for who I am, nor will they ever see because no one looks beyond what they see with their own two eyes

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Heartless Bitch

The kind of girl who would rip your still beating heart from your chest cavity, impale it with forks and meat tenderizers, and then proceed to stomp on it repeatidly with a golf cleat...

That girl I went out with for two-and-a-half years was a HEARTLESS BITCH when she broke up with me for that other guy

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Wheat Bread

A whiney asian bitch who is half and half on white and asian... Usually named Bruce

Bruce, shut the fuck up you wheat bread bastard...

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